Evil Plans of the Frenzygals Revealed in Honor of Villain Week

In looking for Villain-esque things to share this week in keeping with our theme, M came across an Evil Plan Generator that has you choose 14 different words/phrases based on different themes and then weaves them together for you into a mad lib of sorts. K wondered why she wouldn’t just use the plan she had already developed but went along with the game anyway. M decided she needed help as Evil is not her default setting, just one of the stages of transformation she sometimes goes through on her way to resolving problems. Our assistant, Kara, wanted to play too and we think hers turned out pretty well.

If you want to create your own plan you can do so by clicking HERE and following the link. Or you can just make one up drawing from your personal experiences and desires for world domination. Your choice.

For inspiration we are including the results M, K, and our assistant got using the generator…

M’s Plan

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two: Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three: Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That’s Really Metal. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Demon Shimmer’s Plan (This is our assistant’s Evil Mermaid Name)

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two: Next, you will Steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three: Finally, you will Activate your Plague of Doom, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Bloody Grace Flint’s Plan – K has chosen to use her Pirate Name.

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two: Next, you will Destroy the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three: Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from an Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

It was a fun way to waste some time this afternoon and led to us discussing truly evil plans and how we would actually attempt to take over the world. It became pretty clear that M is not really diabolical enough for the job, but K is well-suited for World Domination and as long as M stays on her good side everything should work out okay.

Share YOUR results here in the comments!